Many years ago two friends, Joe and Tom, came to a small town. It was very dark when they came to a little inn. They asked for a room with two beds. The owner of the inn showed them a room and gave them a candle because there was no lamp in the room. When they were going to the room the candle fell out of Joe's hand. It became very dark. They found the door of the room and went in. They took off their clothes and went to bed. The bed was very big and by mistake1 they got into the same bed: Tom from one side and Joe from the other. After a few minutes Joe said, "You know, Tom, there's a man in my bed. Here are his feet near my face." "Yes, Joe, there's a man in my bed too. His feet are near my face too. What shall we do?" "Let's push them off our beds." And they began to push each other. After some time the two men fell on the floor. "Joe!" cried Tom. "My man is stronger than I. He has pushed me down to the floor." "I'm on the floor too," answered Joe. "I think we must go to the owner of the inn and tell him about it."

The Darck

May 15th @ 7:32pm EDT

The Darck

May 8th @ 6:57pm EDT

Many years ago two friends, Joe and Tom, came to a small town. It was very dark when they came to a little inn. They asked for a room with two beds. The owner of the inn showed them a room and gave them a candle because there was no lamp in the room.When they were going to the room the candle fell out of Joe's hand. It became very dark. They found the door of the room and went in.They took off their clothes and went to bed. The bed was very big and by mistake1 they got into the same bed: Tom from one side and Joe from the other.After a few minutes Joe said, "You know, Tom, there's a man in my bed. Here are his feet near my face.""Yes, Joe, there's a man in my bed too. His feet are near my face too. What shall we do?""Let's push them off our beds."And they began to push each other. After some time the two men fell on the floor."Joe!" cried Tom. "My man is stronger than I. He has pushed me down to the floor.""I'm on the floor too," answered Joe. "I think we must go to the owner of the inn and tell him about it."

mmmm

May 6th @ 5:23pm EDT

last night was just magic.I and my friend were in a gay bar, and we ordered a lap dance...it was amazing,,I was really very good. I caressed, and I was very pleased.I advise everyone to visit a gay bar in St. Petersburg =)))))nI love you all =*.........

I love poems

May 6th @ 5:22pm EDT

I like being active,I won`t be alone.This story that happened,Is only my fault.Emotions and feelings,I`m crying a lot,My life that I`m dreaming.I`ll write in my notes."Is it hard to be happy?",I asked everyone.It`s easy.But maybeThis waiting for loveWill pass.And my heartWon`t be broken.Enough.Because of some things,That will help to myself:My mind and a cunning,My spirit and strength.I`ve left to the worldThat I`m dreaming about.Independence.Of course.I have grown.I`m adult.I`m sixteen,howeverExperienced enough.And now I`m ambitious.I`ve chosen my way.I won`t be a girl,whoJust tries to escape.My problems were solved.My past was forgiven.I`m a person.I liveIn a special era.Yes.It`s hard.And I haven`tMuch time.It`s my life.A lot of the trainingsAnd homework at night.Sometimes I think over,Strange thing finding out:My heart will stop beating,If love comes inside:Inside of my feelings,Inside of my mind.That`s why I`ve decidedTo change the result.Excluding emotionsI won`t be such nervous.I`ll reach the success.I`M SURE.I PROMISE....I love poems

joke)))

May 2nd @ 1:33pm EDT

These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world.nOiler coach Bum Phillips: When asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded, "Because she is too ugly to kiss goodbye.nNew Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."nAnd, upon hearing Joe Jacoby of the 'Skins say "I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl," Matt Millen of the Raiders said, To win, I'd run over Joe's mom too.nFootball commentator and former player Joe Theismann 1996: "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.nSenior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh: "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes." Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach: "You guys line up alphabetically by height. and "You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle."nBoxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again with promoter Don King: "Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton.nStu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing,explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker: "That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my fucking clothes.n

Joke )))

May 1st @ 3:55pm EDT

In the Dark

Apr 28th @ 5:37pm EDT

Many years ago two friends, Joe and Tom, came to a small town. It was very dark when they came to a little inn. They asked for a room with two beds. The owner of the inn showed them a room and gave them a candle because there was no lamp in the room.When they were going to the room the candle fell out of Joe's hand. It became very dark. They found the door of the room and went in.They took off their clothes and went to bed. The bed was very big and by mistake1 they got into the same bed: Tom from one side and Joe from the other.After a few minutes Joe said, "You know, Tom, there's a man in my bed. Here are his feet near my face.""Yes, Joe, there's a man in my bed too. His feet are near my face too. What shall we do?""Let's push them off our beds."And they began to push each other. After some time the two men fell on the floor."Joe!" cried Tom. "My man is stronger than I. He has pushed me down to the floor.""I'm on the floor too," answered Joe. "I think we must go to the owner of the inn and tell him about it."

In the Dark

Apr 25th @ 8:02am EDT

Many years ago two friends, Joe and Tom, came to a small town. It was very dark when they came to a little inn. They asked for a room with two beds. The owner of the inn showed them a room and gave them a candle because there was no lamp in the room.When they were going to the room the candle fell out of Joe's hand. It became very dark. They found the door of the room and went in.They took off their clothes and went to bed. The bed was very big and by mistake1 they got into the same bed: Tom from one side and Joe from the other.After a few minutes Joe said, "You know, Tom, there's a man in my bed. Here are his feet near my face.""Yes, Joe, there's a man in my bed too. His feet are near my face too. What shall we do?""Let's push them off our beds."And they began to push each other. After some time the two men fell on the floor."Joe!" cried Tom. "My man is stronger than I. He has pushed me down to the floor.""I'm on the floor too," answered Joe. "I think we must go to the owner of the inn and tell him about it."

men

Apr 25th @ 8:01am EDT

All men are caught in an it.

Love

Apr 24th @ 5:40pm EDT

I'm so tired of being alone. For it is impossible to get used to. And let anything clever advise moralizing books and articles, offering to do their own development, career, aside from the dreary everyday life, find themselves in something else, my soul longs and worries about the impossibility of love. From that time passes relentlessly, and in my life so far, there was not the most important events, nor the most important meeting, or a true love.nnI look in the mirror and noticed the pain changes in light strokes, which imposes on me the time. Yes, I'm young and all I have yet to come. Just why, why did not occur is a "front"? Why the best years of my life, I have to spend on the melancholy and sad expectation of happiness?????....

Sports )))))

Apr 22nd @ 1:18pm EDT

my love

Apr 19th @ 2:31pm EDT

My love is like an oceanIt goes down so deepMy love is like a roseWhose beauty you want to keep.My love is like a riverThat will never endMy love is like a doveWith a beautiful message to send.My love is like a songThat goes on and on foreverMy love is like a prisonerIt's to you that I surrender.

Meeting at Night (Robert Browning)

Apr 19th @ 2:30pm EDT

The gray sea and the long black land;And the yellow half-moon large and low;And the startled little waves that leapIn fiery ringlets from their sleep,As I gain the cove with pushing prow,And quench its speed i' the slushy sand.Then a mile of warm sea-scented beach;Three fields to cross till a farm appears;A tap at the pane, the quick sharp scratchAnd blue spurt of a lighted match,And a voice less loud, through its joys and fears,Than the two hearts beating each to each!

mmmmmmm

Apr 19th @ 2:29pm EDT

She walks in beauty, like the nightOf cloudless climes and starry skies;And all that's best of dark and brightMeet in her aspect and her eyes:Thus mellowed to that tender lightWhich heaven to gaudy day denies.One shade the more, one ray the less,Had half impaired the nameless graceWhich waves in every raven tress,Or softly lightens o'er her face;Where thoughts serenely sweet expressHow pure, how dear their dwelling place.And on that cheek, and o'er that brow,So soft, so calm, yet eloquent,The smiles that win, the tints that glow,But tell of days in goodness spent,A mind at peace with all below,A heart whose love is innocent!

Sports Yaaah )))

Apr 18th @ 3:34pm EDT

These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world.Oiler coach Bum Phillips: When asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded, "Because she is too ugly to kiss goodbye.New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."And, upon hearing Joe Jacoby of the 'Skins say "I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl," Matt Millen of the Raiders said, To win, I'd run over Joe's mom too.Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann 1996: "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh: "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes." Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach: "You guys line up alphabetically by height. and "You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle."Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again with promoter Don King: "Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton.Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing,explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker: "That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my fucking clothes.

lol

Apr 17th @ 7:28pm EDT

Fired for not smokingnThomas Jensen, the head of a small company in Byuzume (town in Germany) was sharply criticized for having fired the three employees of the company. Reason for leaving - these employees do not smoke, while the rest had this bad habit. Because of this, the three laid-off supposedly created inconvenience for all employees who are not able to fully integrate into the team and generally had a kind of "white crows" in violation of the psychological climate in the firm. In addition, they are worse than smokers, worked. All these statements are given with the words of Thomas. In light of global trends rather bold and unexpected move, though stupid.nnCover Girl was fired for excessive weightnFashion model Philip Hamilton was fired by the company management Ralph Lauren, producing clothes. According to Philippi, she was told that it is very corrected, and can no longer represent the garments, which are manufactured by the company. Company representatives said that she was unable to fulfill the terms of the contract entered into with her, so she was dismissed. In general, nothing is clear, we only know that at the age of 23 years, with growth of 165 centimeters she weighs 54 pounds. If you are overweight, then I am afraid to imagine what the girls leadership of this "wonderful" the company said thin enough to demonstrate their products.

Crazy story

Apr 15th @ 5:37pm EDT

Crazy story of the military department at the Academy Govorova. 2nd Uni students went to the toilet and saw where fire extinguishers.nThe students argued a working fire extinguishers. One banged on the floor, as prescribed intstruktsiey and ..nextinguisher has earned! Regardless of the panic that had not been dirtied toilet, a student sent a jet to "jolt".n

hehehe

Apr 15th @ 5:36pm EDT

The American Bus is outcast transport. It is unimportant that it doesn't run on our bumpy roads, but on excellent highway, high speed roads without traffic lights, a brilliant embodiment of the American style of life (it is roads that reflects a national character); it is unimportant, that it is equipped with the conditioner and a toilet, that it brakes near at "McDonald's" and other roadside cafes, the truth, and brakes at night, in not absolutely fixed time for meal ... It is important, that the middle class and up fly by planes or go cars even on short distance.nnEach six hours the driver changes and so does of driving style. The driver in an American bus is a unique figure. He is the guide (look to the left - there is a pine which has grown through the rock, see they have fenced it in), and a policeman (and who else is supposed to keep order?), and a judge in any conflict, and a high professional ...

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Apr 14th @ 7:38pm EDT

kISS

Apr 13th @ 10:43am EDT

A kiss should be like tea: strong, hot and sweet.....Self comes to the body and another body close without a shirt....................................................................nkissssss

sTATUS

Apr 13th @ 10:42am EDT

We are each of us angels with only one wing. And we can only fly embracing each other. nlways on my mind, always in my heart, always in my dreams, always, all the time!!!!

Sports )))lol

Apr 12th @ 4:41am EDT

)))love

Apr 10th @ 6:22pm EDT

GAY show )

Apr 8th @ 4:28pm EDT

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Apr 7th @ 10:19am EDT

I'm so tired of being alone

Apr 4th @ 4:09pm EDT

)))swett love

Apr 3rd @ 1:39pm EDT

Who else, when to sleep, imagine and build a happy love with her future developments??? =))).- Take my hand - Why? - Take it. - Well, he took, and now what? - Do not let go .......you can be there, but I'm always alone. Your appearance fascinates others, but it does not make the impression on me. You can only guess, but you will never know what I really think so. Only when I see the sincerity in your eyes, I cancel all these rules ... =))))

favorite poems

Apr 1st @ 11:27am EDT

sweet kiss

Apr 1st @ 11:24am EDT

A kiss should be like tea: strong, hot and sweet.....Self comes to the body and another body close without a shirt.....

English writer Jonfthan Swift

Mar 30th @ 9:35am EDT

Once the famous English writer Jonfthan Swift decided to go for a walk. His servant brought his shoes. The writer said, "What does it mean, Tom? You haven't polished my shoes.""No, sir," the servant answered, "I thought you were going for a walk and your shoes would be dirty again soon.""OK", Swift said, "come on, I want you to accompany me.""But I haven't had brekfast yet.""It doesn't matter. You will be hungry again soon."

history

Mar 28th @ 7:08pm EDT

Two Englishmen go down the street and suddenly see is a dead horse.One other said:- Let's assign it to my house and put in the bathroom.- But why, sir?- And so we put it, do sit down to drink coffee, and here come my servant, John. I tell him: "John, do me a bath," he goes then comes in and says, "But there is a dead horse!" And I tell him: "I know that John" ...They attributed this horse, sitting drinking coffee, is John.- John, do me a bath.John takes a few minutes back.- A bath is ready, sir!- But there is a dead horse!- I know, sir ....

Love H

Mar 26th @ 3:01pm EDT

We can often tell, that we love, but then we understand, that this person simply is pleasant to us... But we never will tell, that we love, to what really sense sew lives......Some people give and forgive and some people get and forget.......

one

Mar 25th @ 9:25am EDT

behold they say that first love - the strongest. It's true. I do not know why does that first love is the best, but it's the first thing you remember.

nice

Mar 24th @ 7:41pm EDT

I had yesterday was a memorable night ..... we can say that the best....vs doing everything we want....it was super)))

nice

Mar 24th @ 11:49am EDT

Only when you find your man can be silent together and have fun.A fabulous night, begins with a magic wand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ))))

I love you

Mar 23rd @ 5:00pm EDT

I love you, love always, always love no matter where, like in the cold and heat, and without you I can not love you, hold you, or who can not because I ....nLove - is "one" becomes "forever.......)

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love

Mar 22nd @ 5:20pm EDT

Smail)))

Mar 22nd @ 12:57am EDT

Strange country we have - you can get married with a 16 and watch porn with 18.

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